A little laugh for the day..

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring.

'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you,' says
the cabbie.

'My son, you cannot offend me,' says the Nun. 'When you're as old as I
am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well,' said the cabbie, 'I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss
me.'

'Well, lets see what we can do about that,' the Nun replies. 'First,
you have to be single and, second, you must be Catholic.'

The cabbie is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'Okay,' says the Nun. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss but, when they get
back on the road, the cabbie starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the Nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned,' says the cabbie. 'I lied, and

I must confess that I'm married and I'm a Methodist.'

That's okay,' says the Nun. 'My name is Mark and I'm going to a
costume party.'

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LuLz! (syok sendiri)