L I F E's Real Definition

Wonderful Definitions (courtesy of Yi Heng's forwarded mail :D)

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

=D Enjoy...

Pororo dance!

I have no idea what language this is, but it's just so kawaii that I can't bear not sharing it =P

Latest 2008 "Christmas Carol"‏

Dear all,

This is the year 2008's "special" Christmas song!!

**Just for the fun of the current situation the world is facing =P, enjoy!**


You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town~

It's hitting you once
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town~

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY!

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town~

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH!

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

~LuLz~

Do enjoy the coming Christmas Day! Hohoho~!

A Series of Not-So-Unfortunate Events

Much has happened since I last posted on what I've been going through. Stress is in the air with finals approaching, and now that my tests have just ended, it's just the beginning of a nightmare. Oh well, at least life wasn't too disappointing. Last week I celebrated my sister's birthday at home and when I arrived home after a torturing 2 hour jam in KL, the day's surprise was already on the table...

Mum's homemade "Pandan Layer Fruit Cake"!

I was like.. lol?.. Then my mum explained that since my sis already had two cakes the day before (that day was her belated birthday), so she came up with something special. Nice try mum! =P

Then on Saturday night I attended the 40th Anniversary Dinner of the Lions Club of KL Central held at the Royale Bintang Hotel, KL (near Times Square).

Stage backdrop..

The event was a success and me and my fellow Leo friends who helped out during the event celebrated together with the organizing Lions. We were treated to some whisky which gave me a total blood rush with my first sip. It was then I realised that I had it "on-the-rock" and the liquor was actually quite strong, making me feel a sudden rush of liquid in my head @_@

What we had during the pre-celebration..

Well I wasn't drunk but was later told that my face was flushed red when we exited the hotel. The night was still young, so me and my Leo friends were then brought to a near by pub/bar named Oasis where we had more liquor, mostly brought by one of the Lions. We talked loads of crap, played some drinking game, sang, had supper, etc.. and I finally reached home at 4am, woots.. So much for an adult hang-out experience I suppose. Then again I enjoyed the night and really thank them for it =)

When I was on my way back to campus, I came across some cute vehicles towing an interesting load as they paraded on the highway unexpectedly.

The Snickers Road Cruisers!

After that episode of unique advertisement, I reached campus and it was all about studying for my last test before the finals. Classes were few but still went on as lecturers tried to wrap up the syllabuses. The gang seemed more tense day by day, ah the sad-ness.. But during one of my classes I stumbled upon what seemed to be like the remnants of student rampage..

Pity the projector head to have suffered this cruel fate..

Due to that, we shifted class and continued lectures as usual. After that I proceeded to one of the hang out places (Techflow room) in my campus for a little revision in preparation for my test. Unfortunately, the disturb-bug got me and I started to.. disturb, hoho.. And here are my victims..

Jo-chan, who's feeling sleepy after lunch ^^"

Panda-san who just wouldn't let me have a proper picture, tsk tsk.. =S (had to use "burst mode" to get one picture that can be used out of ten!)

Studies continued as usual, and when my test was finally over yesterday, I found myself getting back to square one as I had to start preparing for the looming finals (which is next week T.T). So what can I say? I wish there's no exams, hohoho... Oh, how I wish, wish, wish~ Now let's proceed to this much anticipated part!

Randoms~

Yes, I've gotten some pretty cool and blog-worthy pictures along the way.. =D

Look, look! The spirit of Free Hugs still lives on!

Introducing my "si fu" when it comes to being a real man/friend, Yap-dono! And here you are lucky to witness him striking the Rejuvenating Pose! XD

Here is the Japanese Expert of the gang, Rey-sama who apparently was feeling shy so he had to put the shades on while expressing his cool hand gestures ^^

So what happens when everyone is so pressured with exams and feeling all down? Here's a few tips..

We try to comfort each other in anyway we can.. Aw..

Or you can send messages of inspiration/motivation like what I got here from Panda-san.. You're so "sweet"! Hahahahaha...

Or you can unleash your hidden powers by splitting yourself to the amount needed to reduce the stress, like what Alex is doing here! (three heads are better than one rite?)

And you can teach another to do the same just for lulz.. Here we have Ivor(s) trying out the Kage-Bunshin-no-Jutsu (Shadow Clones Technique)!

Or you can just sit on a comfy chair under the air-conditioning and just snooze away~

And last but not least, you can always resort to the easiest way to relieve yourself of troubled feelings or exam anxieties..

Just run to that great friend of yours, and he or she would always know how to make you smile (or LoL in this case) like how William tries to put that smile on your face! =3

As always, that's all for now.. Do enjoy your week and wish me luck for the coming exams.. Cheers and this is KeLv signing off~

The Silver Hourglass (Prelude)

A long time ago in a place you'll never know...

There was a place called La Gaea, a land filled with lush greenery, cloudy blue skies, and peaceful air filled with the enticing chirps of wild birds (picture your version of a tropical paradise =D). The legend that lived among the inhabitants of this heavenly place are about six mythical creatures. Ordinarily, they are a gang of animals which consists of a monkey, a cat, an owl, a dog, a polar bear and an ant. Let us begin with a little introduction of these uncanny heroes..

This is Maybelle, the insomniac dog which is the Jill-of-all-trades in the gang. As the only female animal in the entourage, she's like an unpolished gem seeking for perfection in her life. Her passion for her duty as border guard of the land made her very responsible. Thus her motto was none other than.. "Duty calls!"



Next is Saru-man, the monkey that has always been the charming one. Attractive, gentle, care-free and a genius in disguise, he's the star of the gang despite being passively calm and modest at most times. Lavish as he may seem, he ironically tries to keep a low profile.



Wilneko, is the cheerful cat and a friend of all. With a sweet smile stuck to his face, he brings about joy where ever he goes and hardly has any reason not to talk or even frown. He keeps the gang lively with his daily mischief. One should not underestimate this cat as he's both a blessing and a menace if provoked.



Oshea , an owl whose intellect surpassed all beings and is so wise that he could appear human. A cool bird with a life filled with mystery, he excels in being sarcastic and occasionally becomes the Mr-know-it-all of the gang.



Shiraz the polar bear, being the largest animal among them is protective, inquisitive yet careless in making decisions. Even though he's the youngest male in the gang, he indirectly becomes the leader with much support from his fellow friends. Tough as steel as he may seem on the outside, his heart is as frail as glass. His potential would not have been unleashed if it wasn't for maintaining peace in the land.



What about this guy? Wait for it!!
Till next time, signing off for now~

(Picture credits go to Google.com ^^)

When Innocence Gets Corrupted

Thanks to Loreki for the video link, when I first watched it, I can really ROFL and LMAO eventhough I was stressing some other thing (some assignment which I don't bother thinking about it anymore..)

Please do enjoy the videos below...

DeathSponge NotePants!

The credit of the following video goes to Jeremy Loh! (thanks for the amazing discovery! XD)

The Indian Nipple Song! [(U):For viewers of all ages/Untuk tontonan umum, sesuai untuk semua lapisan masyarakat]

And also a big thank you to YouTube and the makers of the video for the great Laugh-Out-Loud session (that I'm sure you're going to have after watching the videos)
If somehow you can't even let out a giggle from the videos above, you seriously need a doctor!

Thus, KeLv continues his "signing off"~

A Week of Ups & Downs..

Finally I'm able to update my blog. Some kind of gastric I had that slight symptoms (pains below my chest and inability to digest anything but bread, milo and non-oily, non-spicy, non-sour, non-.... food) are still torturing me right now. It's been 5 days!! Urgh.. what could I blame.. T.T

So to catch up on where I left out, last week me and my friends which are also my group members for my Moral subject had carried out a FREE HUGS CAMPAIGN. Yup, sounds familiar (despite the spoilers) as you can spot this campaign being held elsewhere around Earth. It actually started in Australia and pioneered by... Read more over here --> http://www.free-hugs.com/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Hugs_Campaign .

Planning this.. no, actually suggesting this project itself is miraculous as it was actually a joke by our dear Eng Hong who later brilliantly found out that this free-hugs-campaign is possible! After going through the bunches of videos in youtube (in which inspired us so much that we began to bug our leader Willz about it), the plans began to be carried out. After a gruelling 3 weeks of preparation, we finally had our first FREE HUGS CAMPAIGN in UNITEN which lasted from 26/8/08~28/8/08. As a 3 day event, it was certainly meaningful despite us looking like total weirdos in the beginning. Many lifes were hopefully touched =P

Unfortunately, since I'm currently at home without any access to my hardisk (due to my faulty pc which, no matter what I do, refuses to read the hardisk's contents) and again do not have my resources a.k.a pictures and photos.. I'll continue with the little discoveries I made along the way since I was away (from here, duh..).

It was on the Wednesday evening when we completed our 2nd day of the free hugs event (oh, the memories~) and wrapped up class around 6. We (Me, Eng Hong and Adrian, who happen to be housemates and car-pooling mates) decided to look for the pc store that Eng Hong has been telling me about to get his speakers. Off we went to Kajang town, and it was raining! Rain, rain, rain.. and soon we have a literary flooding town. To make matters worse, the traffic began to become heavy and people/drivers around became ridiculously brainless as they create more havoc trying to overtake each other in a jam. Oh, joy..

Worst of all, when we were so close to our destination, horror struck us as water reaching high enough to cover a Proton Wira's entire tyre made us turn back. Daym, so much for being patient for almost an hour. As we turned back, I noticed how horribly bad Kajang town's draining system were. Check this out...

Holy cow! Water flowing out of the sewer?? More like being literrary pumped out!

A clearer picture of what I'm stupidly surprised about..

Luckily, the floods were only serious at certain parts of the town our housing area was spared. There's a huge drain in front of our house, and I was saying, "What if the drain is flooded as well?". Adrian replied as if it was a dumb question, "Then the whole Kajang town would be underwater!". Woots, i wonder if that would ever happen considering how crazy the weather can be these days. So, we arrived safely home but decided to get dinner first. That's when things get weirder for the day. I went to get breakfast, and conveniently found a packet of ready-to-eat RED BEAN BUN at a nearby mini-market. It's been long since I last ate one, so when I reached home.. And it was 2 hours after dinner, my mouth felt itchy and decided to snack on a piece of the 6-parted bread. That's when horror struck me again!!

Since when RED bean is WHITE??

At first I thought the bread became bad since the red bean wasn't red anymore. But when I took a better taste of it, lo! IT WAS COCONUT FLAVOUR! I was like !@#$@#!$!@ at whoever's responsible for this faulty packaging, since it's my 1st encounter of this stupid mix up and it totally spoiled my appetite. I want my red bean bun!! T.T

What awaits me tomorrow was worse as I had gastric which lasted till today and... well, in a nutshell I didn't have a good half of the week but I guess all of us have our bad times right? (trying so hard to look at the bright side of things, sigh..)

Oh, and we had Moral test on the Friday before I came home. I managed to crap properly and later found out a heck load of other people cheated, daym.. but anyhow we did have last minute studies during lunch on that day (minutes before the exam, gasp!) and this is how desperate students can be...

No pun intended for who's "modeling" for this picture =P

Had a so-so weekend as a conclusion. And not to forget...

Randoms

This is actually a candid picture depicting our "serious" group discussion our Moral project..
Notice what's so funny about this picture?? LoL

Our very own Mr. Panda showing his true nature as he unites with a bamboo-resemblance-steel-pipe! XD Aw.. kawaii!! bwahahaha...

That's all from me now. Next post is SO going to be about the free hugs campaign. I shall delay no more!! Thus said, this is KeLv signing off again~